~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ONE... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (3b1g) http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/3313 Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:51:09 GMT http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/3234/t/slight-outloud-laugh.html
MATH PROBLEM
Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you. Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (3b1g) http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/3234 Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:23:22 GMT http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/3036/t/Mom-s-dictionary.html
Mother's Dictionary of Meanings
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

Hearsay: What toddlers do when... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (3b1g) http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/3036 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:52:32 GMT http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2785/t/For-women-over-30.html


Here's why women in their 30s are FABULOUS!

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (3b1g) http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2785 Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:29:40 GMT http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2786/t/ahhh-haa-haa-haa.html
here is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo
Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.



Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
for
her first day promptly at 8:00 AM


The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door.


The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (3b1g) http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2786 Sat, 08 Dec 2007 00:27:29 GMT http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2787/t/Those-Born-1930-1979.html
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READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.

They took... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Truddlebug) http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2787 Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:50:54 GMT http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2788/t/DO-YOU-REALIZE-MANY-ELECTED-OFFICIALS-ARE-LAWYERS-.html Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people
actually said in court, word for word, taken down and
now published by court reporters who had the torment
of staying calm while these exchanges were actually
taking place.



ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY: What gear... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2788 Sun, 29 Jul 2007 20:15:26 GMT http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2789/t/Made-me-laugh-out-loud-.html nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped
up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst
premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter
inside.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (dustyteri) http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2789 Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:06:52 GMT http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2790/t/Good-Husband.html





Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.


Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table; and, next to them,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SnowWhite760) http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2790 Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:59:50 GMT http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2791/t/I-got-them-ALL-wrong-lol.html Test for Dementia

B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly.
You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....


First... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (3b1g) http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2791 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:05:50 GMT http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2792/t/Worlds-easiest-Quiz.html feeds@yuku.com (dustyteri) http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2792 Fri, 23 Feb 2007 16:50:21 GMT http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2793/t/When-your-Hut-is-on-Fire.html


The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. Everyday he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2793 Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:26:39 GMT http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2794/t/Best-Prayer-I-Have-Heard-In-A-Long-Time-.html
Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic
last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing
home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the laundry and spend a few
precious moments with her children.

Help us to remember that the pierced, tattooed, disinterested young man who
can't make change correctly is a worried 19-year-old college student,
balancing his... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2794 Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:05:03 GMT http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2795/t/Oh-ha-ha-ha-.html
Chow Mein ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SnowWhite760) http://drgreene.yuku.com/topic/2795 Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:41:25 GMT